The question is, 'how do you
know if you're asian? well here are some read-ons:
(some may not be true)but
it's what I've seen of...
you eat everything with rice.
(including TV dinners...)
you curse in your Asian language
at some other race.
you buy a Honda just because
it's made in Japan.
U move near to a chinese store
so you can have comfort
you get a girl/guy just because
your friends have one too.
you thinks that you can't
live without rice growing rice patties in your backyard!!!
you're selling rice on the
corner instead of crack!
you're a girl and all you
buy is Sanrio products.
you're not Chinese so you
go to Chinatown so that race thinks you're Chinese.
you bring rice to eat at school
for lunch and snack!!!
you add noodles in chicken
soup.
you're a guy and you ask too
many questions.
bring chopsticks to school
so you can use it during lunch.
carry sword instead of a gun
around.
you have a long ass name that's
hard to pronounce!
you LOVE to gamble and make
bets...
you wear your ethnic clothings
to school.
all you wear is yellow.
you buy a birthday card for
your friends just because it's shiny...
you look extra good in prescription
glasses.
you leave your hair long...
your mom bitches at you for
no reason.
you try to conserve everything
that you used.
all you listen to is Asian
music.
you don't understand English!
you just arrived in America.
you try to find the best bargain
of clothings.
your mom encourage you to
eat alot!
you are not gay
you hate teachers
all u play is the card game
13
you jack cars
you like Jet Li
Everyone thinks you are good
at math
Everyone is scared of u cause
they think u take martial arts
*HoMe*